I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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