Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The power of my boobs compel you
You ate ashes out of my bong
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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