going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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