She is in my trunk
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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