If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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