Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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