Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
The struggles of a small town man whore
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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