I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
