haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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