Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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