As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
