My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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