Porn is love you can see.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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