it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
