You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
