i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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