On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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