Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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