After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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