She announced her abortion via fbk
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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