the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
