This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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