Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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