can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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