I wannas sexs uuuuu
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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