I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
