windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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