We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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