just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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