I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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