that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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