How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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