What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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