if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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