I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
