omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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