Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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