if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
