Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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