have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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