He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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