Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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