it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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