so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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