do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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