the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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