I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My hand turned me down
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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