Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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