the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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