she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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